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figjewtons:

so you think you know what the most badass animal is
well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat
why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE

You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy.

Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition, that’s what.

What do you make in your milk? Nothing. You make nothing in your milk. Your milk is just milk and that’s it. Goats produce SPIDER SILK IN THEIR MILK. THEY LACTATE SPIDER SILK.

That spider silk is harvested and used for bulletproof vests. Goat milk is bulletproof. Is your breast milk bulletproof? No.

Could you fucking climb a craggy ass rock mountain? Doubt it. Goats can. And they love it. They do it for fun, just for shits and giggles. They like the challenge.

He isn’t even mad. He’s getting some exercise. That’s all. Good for you if you can run the Boston Marathon. This guy can climb the highest mountain in like a day, so fuck you.

Scientists are unable to track the sleep/wake cycle of wild goats because their sleeping patterns are so rare and unpredictable. They’ve come to the conclusion that they rest by other means, and just don’t sleep.

They only wait.

Did I mention they have HORIZONTAL PUPILS

BECAUSE THESE HARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HORIZONTAL PUPILS

This goat is in the snow because it doesn’t care about what you think. But if you don’t think goats are the most badass animal in the entire animal kingdom then you’re wrong.

So wrong.